BEST
1. Emma Stone
Emma Stone in a Lanvin jumpsuit with Ofira jewels.
Prediction based on this ensemble: Emma Stone will be THE Manic Pixie Dream Girl of 2015.
2.. Kate Hudson
Kate Hudson in Atelier Versace and Forevermark jewelry.
Stomach slits and a plunging neckline rarely amount to good taste, but Kate Hudson and the seasoned pros at Atelier Versace make it more than work in this sleek white gown.
3. Sienna Miller
Sienna Miller in Miu Miu and Tiffany & Co. jewelry.
Embellishment inspired by magical fairy wonderlands done right. Sienna Miller would be a magnificent wood nymph.
4. Julianne Moore
Julianne Moore in Givenchy Couture.
Although accepting an award on Alzheimers, Julianne Moore did not forget how to dress. I wish I could say the same for the rest of Hollywood.
5. Chrissy Teigen
Chrissy Teigen in Zuhair Murad with Lorraine Schwartz jewels.
If you look up “jaw droppingly gorgeous”, a picture of Chrissy Teigan’s 2015 Emmy dress should appear. Simultaneously sophisticated and sexy, this sheer floor length stunner is sensuality embodied.
6. Lupita Nyong’o
Lupita Nyong’o in Giambattista Valli Haute Couture with Chopard jewelry.
Showing off her toned shoulders with a strapless neckline, Lupita looks gorgeous in royal purple yet again. I love the lush layers of fabric and color blending.
7. Felicity Jones
Felicity Jones in Dior and Van Cleef & Arpels jewelry.
The new old look: a classic Dior silhouette is modernized with a deep emerald wash.
Worst
1. Claire Danes
Claire Danes in a dress by Valentino and Lorraine Schwartz jewels.
Claire Dane’s odious Golden Globes outfit is the unwanted offspring of a tacky scarf and frumpy dress.
2. Keira Knightley
Keira Knightley in Chanel.
In a recent interview, Keira Knighley said it took 30 people to create this Chanel monstrosity. 30 people should be fired losing their jobs right about now. Also, who thought “there aren’t enough butterflies already in this look, let’s add a butterfly clutch”? Because that person should look into another field. Maybe one in an actual field.
3. Maggie Gyllenhal
Maggie Gyllenhaal in Miu Miu.
Could Maggie Gyllenhall not find anyone to lend her jewelry? Like you didn’t want to slap anything, anything at all for a major televised awards show?
4. Melissa McCartney
Melissa McCarthy in a black and white dress with a Carla Amorim ring and Doves by Doron Paloma earrings.
Who is the genius that put Melissa McCarthy in ruffles and a massive freaking bow? She’s a full figured woman, not a toddler.
5. Robin Wright
Robin Wright in Ralph Lauren.
Is Robin Wright depressed? Is Ralph Lauren depressed? I’m genuinely concerned. This is concerning.
6. Jemima Kirk
An albino bat crashed the red carpet.
7. Tea Length Triple Terror
Julianna Margulies
Julianna Margulies in Ulyana Sergeenko
Julianna whipped this look up from some old curtains in her spare time because she’s really into DIY right now.
Tiny Fey
Tina Fey in Antonio Berardi.
Sprinkles is now designing formalwear.
Kerry Washington
Kerry Washington in Mary Katrantzou.
Kerry Washington looks like an actual angel, which makes whoever put her in this tea length color blocked eyesore at minimum a lesser demon.
You don’t do ankle length with petite women and this is why: it cuts them off. Down with dressing adult women like American Dolls.