1. Emma Stone
Prediction based on this ensemble: Emma Stone will be THE Manic Pixie Dream Girl of 2015.
2.. Kate Hudson
Stomach slits and a plunging neckline rarely amount to good taste, but Kate Hudson and the seasoned pros at Atelier Versace make it more than work in this sleek white gown.
3. Sienna Miller
Embellishment inspired by magical fairy wonderlands done right. Sienna Miller would be a magnificent wood nymph.
4. Julianne Moore
Although accepting an award on Alzheimers, Julianne Moore did not forget how to dress. I wish I could say the same for the rest of Hollywood.
5. Chrissy Teigen
If you look up “jaw droppingly gorgeous”, a picture of Chrissy Teigan’s 2015 Emmy dress should appear. Simultaneously sophisticated and sexy, this sheer floor length stunner is sensuality embodied.
6. Lupita Nyong’o
Showing off her toned shoulders with a strapless neckline, Lupita looks gorgeous in royal purple yet again. I love the lush layers of fabric and color blending.
7. Felicity Jones
The new old look: a classic Dior silhouette is modernized with a deep emerald wash.
1. Claire Danes
Claire Dane’s odious Golden Globes outfit is the unwanted offspring of a tacky scarf and frumpy dress.
2. Keira Knightley
In a recent interview, Keira Knighley said it took 30 people to create this Chanel monstrosity. 30 people should be fired losing their jobs right about now. Also, who thought “there aren’t enough butterflies already in this look, let’s add a butterfly clutch”? Because that person should look into another field. Maybe one in an actual field.
3. Maggie Gyllenhal
Could Maggie Gyllenhall not find anyone to lend her jewelry? Like you didn’t want to slap anything, anything at all for a major televised awards show?
4. Melissa McCartney
Who is the genius that put Melissa McCarthy in ruffles and a massive freaking bow? She’s a full figured woman, not a toddler.
5. Robin Wright
Is Robin Wright depressed? Is Ralph Lauren depressed? I’m genuinely concerned. This is concerning.
6. Jemima Kirk
An albino bat crashed the red carpet.
7. Tea Length Triple Terror
Julianna whipped this look up from some old curtains in her spare time because she’s really into DIY right now.
Sprinkles is now designing formalwear.
Kerry Washington looks like an actual angel, which makes whoever put her in this tea length color blocked eyesore at minimum a lesser demon.
You don’t do ankle length with petite women and this is why: it cuts them off. Down with dressing adult women like American Dolls.